Corporations Are Not People!

This is true!
...Because they're a creation...an invention...
...not of the physical kind, of course---more the "conceptual" kind.

...But they're STILL something created...invented...
Okay, true, it took people to invent the concept
...but it's still a concept...a concoction...
...something invented by someone's mind...

If corporations are people, then any other invention can be as well...
---the automobile
---indoor plumbing
---microwave ovens
---the phonograph
---cameras/photography
---television
---works-of-art
---the light bulb
---the electric generator
---water heaters
---lawn mowers
---ships and boats
---elevators
---buses
---trains
---guns and weapons
---phonograph records, recording tapes, CDs, DVDs, or mp3s
---soaps, shampoos, and detergents
---bulldozers
---the printing press
---the telephone
---the telegraph
---the internet
---computers
---the Post Office/mail delivery
---radio
---the transistor
---audio equipment (a step or two above "the phonograph")
---dwelling places (houses, buildings, etc.)
---aircraft (planes, jets, helicopters, blimps)

...you get the idea.