Friday, May 11, 2012

WhoNu...

...that they'd ever come up with "vitamin-enriched" cookies?

Who needs to bother with eating REAL foods when you can get all your "nutritional requirements" met by simply snacking all the time.

Amazing what modern-day science can do!

Now when the honeybees become extinct and all the fruits and vegetables die out along with them due to lack of pollination, no problem:
Mankind will simply survive on a diet of breads and pastries containing Vitamin C and niacin and all other such essential nutrients.

Just like the legendary Marie Antoinette said back in the 18th century:
                                            "Let 'em eat cake!"

Not just ANY kind of cake
...vitamin-enriched cake
...Dutch chocolate---the vitamin-C and vitamin-B12 "immune system nurturing" formula. 

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