Well, with the warmer weather making a comeback here in central Ohio, it means round-the-clock repairs of the potholes in the streets brought about by the recent arctic blitzes.

I'm really looking forward to all the rumbling trucks and loud-mouthed crews yelling back-and-forth at each other while hammering on their 500dB horns at 3 or 4 in the morning.

I love the way my rights don't matter as much as those of reckless drivers and drag racers.  Let's get those roads fixed so those wealthy enough to afford fancy vehicles and the gas required to run up-and-down the streets 24/7 can have their fun.