Monday, September 18, 2017

Walking by a small business, one notices the sign in the parking lot:

                                 CUSTOMER PARKING ONLY
                         ALL OTHER VEHICKLES WILL BE TOLD AWAY

Do they have a security staff who, upon noticing a vehicle parked in their lot whose owner is not a store patron, start chanting "Away!  Away!  Away!" at it?

                             I can see that .....
Security:  Away!!!  Away!!! Away!!!  Go away!!!
Passerby: What are you guys doing?
Security:  The owner of this car is not doing business with our restaurant, yet they still parked in OUR lot.
So, we're "telling their car 'Away!'".

2 comments:

  1. And what are VEHICKLES? Sounds like a nasty disease.

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  2. It's a misspelling of "vehicles".
    This post is a take-off on both functional illiteracy(management) and taking things too literally (security staff).

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