Adage For Today
Asking anyone a personal question is akin to "inquiring about a Top Secret Pentagon document"
Two Musings For Today
You realize just how poor you are when you can't take advantage of a "30% off" online offer from Target on account of not being able to afford any of the $400-to-$1200 Smartphones needed to access the app
Have you ever noticed that whenever you're walking around on an extremely windy day whatever debris is blowing around always manages to aim right straight for your eyes?
Why the eyes? Why is such an essential body part so vulnerable?
And your eyelashes never protect you either. Not only are eyelashes worthless when it comes to protecting your eyes from adverse elements, but then, whenever one of them breaks off, instead of succumbing to the law of gravity and falling straight down it gets sucked into your eyeball to wreak a little havoc of its own.
Eyelashes are a bit like government and the police---presumably "there to protect you", but actually wind up becoming part of the problem themselves.
Asking anyone a personal question is akin to "inquiring about a Top Secret Pentagon document"
Two Musings For Today
You realize just how poor you are when you can't take advantage of a "30% off" online offer from Target on account of not being able to afford any of the $400-to-$1200 Smartphones needed to access the app
Have you ever noticed that whenever you're walking around on an extremely windy day whatever debris is blowing around always manages to aim right straight for your eyes?
Why the eyes? Why is such an essential body part so vulnerable?
And your eyelashes never protect you either. Not only are eyelashes worthless when it comes to protecting your eyes from adverse elements, but then, whenever one of them breaks off, instead of succumbing to the law of gravity and falling straight down it gets sucked into your eyeball to wreak a little havoc of its own.
Eyelashes are a bit like government and the police---presumably "there to protect you", but actually wind up becoming part of the problem themselves.
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