A Great Career Opportunity For All You Jehovah's Witnesses Out There

Being that you're already used to going door-to-door soliciting total strangers, a new program recently initiated by the U.S. Federal Government may be the perfect way for you to earn extra $$$$ part-time.

Starting soon, individuals will be needed for the purpose of going door-to-door to check on the vaccination status of their fellow citizens.  And who better qualified for this type of structured intrusion than those already adept at such practices?

So do consider this (what may be a) once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.