Absurdity  3
...circa early-to-mid-1990s:
location:  Wendy's, Rolla Missouri ...

I'm sitting in the dining area, nursing a cup of coffee, when I overhear one of the employees (from behind the counter) going off about a customer she just served:
"I don't believe this!  I just took an order from the drive-thru, and the guy tells me 'This is to go'!"