Sunday, February 27, 2022

                          ATTENTION!

Looking to sell or just get rid of your present home?  Or any unwanted property?

Then Jen Trefi Home & Property Buyers are the people you want to call to get the highest price possible for your unwanted properties.

We buy up all kinds of properties---houses, commercial, residential, even vacant lots.

We'll purchase your place as is---no need to bother cleaning it up.  Go ahead and trash it even.  Take a dump on the floor, even.  That kind of shit (oops---a pun) never phases us any.

Why?

Because we're just going to demolish the fuckin' structures anyway, either replacing them with five-story residential buildings comprising $2500-a-month units, or just leaving the plot a vacant lot so as to collect tax credit on the "absence of potential rent profits".

2 comments:

  1. "Jen Trefi & Associates"?
    Sounds more like a law firm than one of those "home buyer" rackets.
    Judging by all the TV commercials those "home buying" outfits come across as little more than a bunch of "cottage industries".
    And none of them bother with fancy titles and namesakes either (example: "Oasis Home Buyers")

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  2. In a nutshell----these "home buyer" outfits are little more than pawns being used by unscrupulous developers. Sure, they make a small profit themselves on the side, but still .....

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