Public Restrooms
How come, when one steps into a public john to take a leak and someone's in the stall taking a dump, the "dump taker" is always just getting done and wiping up the minute one starts whizzing away?
And why are mounted urinals mounted so high up? Practically "face level"? You find yourself staring straight ahead at squiggly hairs inside yellow spots.
"Just let me unbutton my collar and whip out my dick and then just whiz away, as anyone familiar with human anatomy knows a man's genitalia is located just above the breast bone, hence it makes perfect sense to mount these urinals so high."
What's really profound is when a bathroom with a urinal mounted "face level" also has a low ceiling.
I was in such a restroom in a restaurant one time, and I was tempted to scrawl on the wall "Warning! If you are tall enough to hit this urinal without getting any piss drops on the floor call 911, as you probably just smashed your head on the ceiling and are now succumbing to aneurysms caused by a skull fracture".
But of course I didn't dare. Vandalism of commercial property IS a criminal offense, after all.
How come, when one steps into a public john to take a leak and someone's in the stall taking a dump, the "dump taker" is always just getting done and wiping up the minute one starts whizzing away?
And why are mounted urinals mounted so high up? Practically "face level"? You find yourself staring straight ahead at squiggly hairs inside yellow spots.
"Just let me unbutton my collar and whip out my dick and then just whiz away, as anyone familiar with human anatomy knows a man's genitalia is located just above the breast bone, hence it makes perfect sense to mount these urinals so high."
What's really profound is when a bathroom with a urinal mounted "face level" also has a low ceiling.
I was in such a restroom in a restaurant one time, and I was tempted to scrawl on the wall "Warning! If you are tall enough to hit this urinal without getting any piss drops on the floor call 911, as you probably just smashed your head on the ceiling and are now succumbing to aneurysms caused by a skull fracture".
But of course I didn't dare. Vandalism of commercial property IS a criminal offense, after all.
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