You had a beat-up old clunker. You named it "Hal", because that's all he ever gave you---hell.
Hal sucked, but at least he got you where you wanted to go.
Then you T-bone him blowing a red in a busy intersection while high on meth.
You and "Hal" have been through so much together---3 D.U.I.s, 2 hit-and-runs, 3 failed relationships which ended in "domestic abuse" convictions, ignoring restraining orders and 2 probation revocations and 9 months in the county.
Frankly, you're glad to finally be rid of "Hal", and you have no problem replacing that dilapidated mother-fucker.
It's replacing your driver's license you have the problem with.
But at least there's auto insurance you can afford as soon as they decide you're "fit to drive" again
...thanks to
UNSAFEAUTO
Insuring unfit drivers for over 50 years, keeping them "legal"
Hal sucked, but at least he got you where you wanted to go.
Then you T-bone him blowing a red in a busy intersection while high on meth.
You and "Hal" have been through so much together---3 D.U.I.s, 2 hit-and-runs, 3 failed relationships which ended in "domestic abuse" convictions, ignoring restraining orders and 2 probation revocations and 9 months in the county.
Frankly, you're glad to finally be rid of "Hal", and you have no problem replacing that dilapidated mother-fucker.
It's replacing your driver's license you have the problem with.
But at least there's auto insurance you can afford as soon as they decide you're "fit to drive" again
...thanks to
UNSAFEAUTO
Insuring unfit drivers for over 50 years, keeping them "legal"
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