Domestic Fare
I reside in a small one bedroom apartment

...I didn't say I actually live there, though.
I'm more the curator than anything.

My residence is an office, a private cafe, and a stock room
...and I'm a janitor, a cook, a server (and the one served), a dishwasher.  I do maintenance and cleaning.  And I also do inventory.
And I also keep records of my own affairs.

...although I still DO manage to do a little living on the side.  After all, it IS my residence.
Where else am I going to do any living?