Tuesday, April 24, 2018

 With the demise of Caribou Coffee
who is now "the kingpin of establishments featuring the most indistinguishable pop style music in the history of mankind"?

Enter Brueggers Bagels.
The official torch-bearing establishment of the "I-never-heard-that-song-before-anytime-in-the-course-of-my-lifetime.  In-fact-I-don't-even-have-any-idea-WHO-it-is-I'm-even-hearing" offerings in piped-in oral consumptive serenading.

They even pipe this forgettable fluff into their restrooms.  Enjoy!!

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