Tuesday, January 28, 2020

A Letter to Greta Thunberg

Dear Ms. Thunberg:

I wish to bring to your attention one group you should also be chiding and scolding---slovenly ill-bred pig fuckers misguided plebeians who freely spit, throw trash, and toss cigarette butts on public sidewalks.
One can't even sit down in the bus shelters due to all the half-empty cans, bottles, and fast-food wrappers all over the benches.  And you have all that garbage under your feet wherever you stand.

Before I continue on ...
One fact about the average U.S. proletariat:  their parents never teach them manners and etiquette, nor respect and consideration for others, or how to properly share public spaces.  All they're ever taught is "entitlement".  Everything "belongs to them", and others around them either "Get out of my way!"---or else "You're being inciting", or "You're asking for trouble", should that other person dare to try to stand their ground (or continue doing whatever it is they're doing).

"Respect and consideration for others" are but an onus the lower-caste interlopers of society are on the hook for.  Everyone else seems to be allowed to freely do as they wish without compunction, conscience, guilt, or shame.  Even the upper-echelons are taught "success is a matter of 'favoritism' and 'knowing how to trample others in order to get ahead'".

In short:  
It is my feeling and opinion that these shameless scofflaws are adding just as much to the overall collective "carbon footprint" as are the industries and energy companies you so get all-hyped-up over.
And I'd like to see you give a piece of your mind to this sector of the "private U.S. citizenry" in the familiar trademark manner you've become so famous for.


Sincerely,
Tal Hartsfeld
(disgruntled sociopathic misanthrope extraordinaire)

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