Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Apartment Building Rules

 NO TRESPASSING
 NO SMOKING
 NO ILLICIT DRUGS
 NO ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
 NO LOUD MUSIC
 NO LOITERING
 NO PROFANITY
               VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED

     This isn't a residential building----it's practically a fuckin' convent and monastery

3 comments:

  1. So you aren't allowed to swear? Wow.

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  2. Actually the rules aren't enforced much. The sign just kind of "hangs there" on the front gate.
    It's a residence for aging adults, and everyone still pretty much lives the way they want.
    There are a handful of tenants who do drugs on the side, and I think that's the main concern of both management and other tenants. Also, there are a few tenants who are deeply religious, not the kind who would engage in anything normally considered "sketchy".

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  3. I think the list is simply to convey the notion of the company having resolute priorities concerning safety and maintaining a respectable social environment.
    Plus, as I mentioned above, some tenants already have strict standards in their own lives (obviously not so the ones scoring illegal drugs on the sly)

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