Sunday, June 3, 2018

                                                         Absurdity  4 
...circa 2002:
location:  Columbus Ohio ...

The tenant who lived across from me in the apartment building I reside in (at the time) thought she smelled natural gas coming from the basement of the building and called the gas company.

After checking the basement and, apparently finding nothing out of order, the gas company apparently sent the landlord a bill for their services
...after which the landlord must have come down hard on the tenant who called, warning her to never do anything like that again.

So, next time she thinks she "smells gas" the best thing for her to do is just mind her own business and simply let things go on as usual.
Makes sense.  Even if there IS a gas leak just "forget about it" and "let things go on like they always do".  The landlord will find out about it soon enough anyway---like if the whole building should blow up
...then he'd have no choice but to pay the situation some mind.

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