Walking by a small business, one notices the sign in the parking lot:
CUSTOMER PARKING ONLY
ALL OTHER VEHICKLES WILL BE TOLD AWAY
Do they have a security staff who, upon noticing a vehicle parked in their lot whose owner is not a store patron, start chanting "Away! Away! Away!" at it?
I can see that .....
Security: Away!!! Away!!! Away!!! Go away!!!
Passerby: What are you guys doing?
Security: The owner of this car is not doing business with our restaurant, yet they still parked in OUR lot.
So, we're "telling their car 'Away!'".
CUSTOMER PARKING ONLY
ALL OTHER VEHICKLES WILL BE TOLD AWAY
Do they have a security staff who, upon noticing a vehicle parked in their lot whose owner is not a store patron, start chanting "Away! Away! Away!" at it?
I can see that .....
Security: Away!!! Away!!! Away!!! Go away!!!
Passerby: What are you guys doing?
Security: The owner of this car is not doing business with our restaurant, yet they still parked in OUR lot.
So, we're "telling their car 'Away!'".
And what are VEHICKLES? Sounds like a nasty disease.
ReplyDeleteIt's a misspelling of "vehicles".
ReplyDeleteThis post is a take-off on both functional illiteracy(management) and taking things too literally (security staff).