Monday, August 27, 2012

More Annoying Adages

WHY I NEVER FOUND ROMANCE IN THE COURSE OF MY LIFETIME

Any woman who ever caught my fancy was either underaged or engaged.
(...or a lesbian...or "through with relationships altogether")





                                 Straighten up and fly right!
...and you'll find you not only get to your destinations a lot sooner, but you also don't have to continually stop to "refuel" so frequently.



Why is life so much like some "psychological problem"?
Things often perform "below par" or inefficiently because they always seem to be "getting hung up on" something or another.



(Okay FACEBOOK---let's see if the above are "worthy" of APP status.  Will folks be downloading these cheesy sayings onto their FACEBOOK pages or no?)

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