Guy anonymously calling up a girl he has a crush on
Him:  So-o-o-o-o ...what are you wearing right now?
Her:   Clothes. Perfume. Shoes.
  




                                                    Doctor's Appointment
Doctor:  How's your diet been lately?  What do you normally eat in the course of a day?
Patient: Food. Beverages. Water. Coffee. Vegetables. Pastries...