If Texas ever should secede from the United States:
One would need a passport to visit Dealey Plaza in downtown Dallas, the site of Kennedy's assassination.
U.S. 71 in Texarkana would be among the more complicated international borders. One would need a passport just to make a U-turn or to eat at a restaurant on the other side of the road.
Astronauts on manned U.S. spaceflights would radio back: "Houston you have a problem. You're now a foreign entity."
Celebrities like Willie Nelson, Kenny Rogers, and Selena Gomez would now need passports and work VISAs in order to perform in the U.S.
One would need a passport to visit the Buddy Holly memorial in Lubbock.
Texas authorities would be on their own when dealing with the mayhem between Ciudad Juarez and El Paso.
A trip from Atlanta to Los Angeles would require a sharp detour to the north from Shreveport into Ft Smith then west into western Oklahoma, a sharp north into the western Oklahoma panhandle, then west on into New Mexico and Arizona---then on into L.A.
One would need a passport to visit Dealey Plaza in downtown Dallas, the site of Kennedy's assassination.
U.S. 71 in Texarkana would be among the more complicated international borders. One would need a passport just to make a U-turn or to eat at a restaurant on the other side of the road.
Astronauts on manned U.S. spaceflights would radio back: "Houston you have a problem. You're now a foreign entity."
Celebrities like Willie Nelson, Kenny Rogers, and Selena Gomez would now need passports and work VISAs in order to perform in the U.S.
One would need a passport to visit the Buddy Holly memorial in Lubbock.
Texas authorities would be on their own when dealing with the mayhem between Ciudad Juarez and El Paso.
A trip from Atlanta to Los Angeles would require a sharp detour to the north from Shreveport into Ft Smith then west into western Oklahoma, a sharp north into the western Oklahoma panhandle, then west on into New Mexico and Arizona---then on into L.A.
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