Saturday, June 11, 2016

 Tired of your old shower with its cracked tiles and rusty-colored tub basin and mold and mildew everywhere?



                   Introducing
                         Shower Fitters

            A revolutionary new idea in bathroom remodeling

                                   The concept is simple:
We simply place brand new fiberglass fittings on top of that decrepit old shower of yours so you can have that "brand new" looking shower and bath you're proud to show off to others.

Of course underneath that impressive-looking bath of yours is still the same old mold and mildew and rotting wood floor, all ready to collapse and fall in any minute.
But at least for those of you who cannot afford real professionals to actually rebuild your old bathroom properly you can enjoy the illusion of a perfect cosmetic makeover.



                                                        Shower Fitters
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