Friday, May 13, 2016

              Christian Street Gangs

I wonder what such an outfit would be like.

Do they pray over and bless "in the name of Jesus" their 9mm rifles when preparing to undertake a drive-by shooting?

Tithe 10% of the profits made from their sales of illegal drugs and weapons to the gang's ministry to ensure further "blessings" in their endeavors?

Will not partake in prostitution rings only because they involve "lust" and "fornication"? 

Have disgruntled ex-members slam them for obviously "not living up to Biblical principles"?


  1. My brother-in-law is a Street Pastor, I'm not sure if that's the same kind of thing as Christian Street Gangs, but he goes around with a group of other Christians in the early hours of the morning when people are falling out of clubs and bars pissed. They make sure that girls that are alone get into a cab to take them home. They also hand out flip flops because so many women can't get back into their shoes after a night of dancing etc. They break up fights etc. They don't preach, but if people ask about their faith they will talk about it, but mainly it's to try and keep people safe.

    1. Hardly the same thing.
      His group is performing a social service of sorts.

      This post is intended to be just a joke. An embracement of the oxymoron. This stuff could never happen.
      I just get crazy and weird fantasies all the time and felt like writing one of them down is all this post is.