...that they'd ever come up with "vitamin-enriched" cookies?
Who needs to bother with eating REAL foods when you can get all your "nutritional requirements" met by simply snacking all the time.
Amazing what modern-day science can do!
Now when the honeybees become extinct and all the fruits and vegetables die out along with them due to lack of pollination, no problem:
Mankind will simply survive on a diet of breads and pastries containing Vitamin C and niacin and all other such essential nutrients.
Just like the legendary Marie Antoinette said back in the 18th century:
"Let 'em eat cake!"
Not just ANY kind of cake
...vitamin-enriched cake
...Dutch chocolate---the vitamin-C and vitamin-B12 "immune system nurturing" formula.
Who needs to bother with eating REAL foods when you can get all your "nutritional requirements" met by simply snacking all the time.
Amazing what modern-day science can do!
Now when the honeybees become extinct and all the fruits and vegetables die out along with them due to lack of pollination, no problem:
Mankind will simply survive on a diet of breads and pastries containing Vitamin C and niacin and all other such essential nutrients.
Just like the legendary Marie Antoinette said back in the 18th century:
"Let 'em eat cake!"
Not just ANY kind of cake
...vitamin-enriched cake
...Dutch chocolate---the vitamin-C and vitamin-B12 "immune system nurturing" formula.
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